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khubsoorat Insaan (A beautiful human)
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khubsoorat Insaan (A beautiful human)
Khubsoorat hain woh lub jo pyari batein karein,
khubsoorat hai woh muskurahat
jo doosron ke chehron per bhi muskan saja de,
khubsoorat hai woh dil jo kisi ke dard ko
samjhey aur kisi ke dard mein tadpey
khubsoorat hain woh jazbat
jo kisi ka ehsaas karein
khubsoorat hai woh ehsaas
jo kisi ke dard me dawa baney
khubsoorat hain woh batein
jo kisi ka dil na dukhaye
khubsoorat hain woh ansoo
jo kisi ke dard ko mehsoos kerke beh jae
khubsoorat hain woh Hath
jo kisi ko mushkil waqat mein tham lein
khubsoorat hain woh kadam
jo kisi ki madad ke liye aagey badhein !!!!!
khubsoorat hai woh insan
jis ko KHUDA ne ye khubsoorati ada di...!

Love and be Loved...



Sun is Rising above the sky.........Gud Morning to all...!!






Wonderful picture of landscape that make you dream. I don’t know
the name of photographer or the place, but it's really touchy
& hearty, so if you have any information, let me know please....




Google's Visiting Card....dream of any tech savy puppy....!!






If U believe then read it.....else skip it,
but don't take it seriously.......just enjoy....
J


Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.
You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You
have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone
who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You
are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass
any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is!
intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to
sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining,
and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's
physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very
Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can
only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
  

Does your name begin with: B

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an
ex-pression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered
and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your
ex-pression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love.
You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You
can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations
and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
  


Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have
a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want
the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and
good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion.
You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost
worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability
to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert
at controlling your desires and doing without.


Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move
full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily.
You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns
you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your
involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very
sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother
to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open
attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .


Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a
friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and
disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-
it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is
more important. But once you give your heart away, you are
uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book.
sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)




Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal.
You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet
once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and
privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant,
and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are
a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.




Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or
superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are
sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation,
because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely
active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take
precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty
getting emotionally close to people.


Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun &
everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover
once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate
& very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner.
Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with
your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often
as you believe that you have to
look out for yourself. You are a
sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets
your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong
in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground.
People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You
are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
  

Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped.
You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like
necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look
for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested
in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy
and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to
experiment and try new modes of ____ex-pression. You bore easily
and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't
last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your
strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are
sometimes downright lustful.
  


Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for
a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they
aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You
respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating
game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you
are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You
will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic
and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep
within.
  

Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual,
and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the
nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade,
can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously.
You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right
person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless.
You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by
many. You are a good friend.
  

Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a
partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in
your ____ex-pression of love and are willing to take chances, try
new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste.
Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually
stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the
relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to
know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling,
wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
  

Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that
Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but
something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes,
though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the
whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking
perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can
meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and
drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are
always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your
prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and
you live for the moment.
  

Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship,
you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are
no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who
is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom.
You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of
energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know
how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your
head. You are very imaginative.
  

Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about
your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making
money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods
of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring
the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus
you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or
anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which
must be kept in check.
  

Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of
Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation.
Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner.
You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may
view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those
vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to
experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social
and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical
gratification.
  

Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you.
You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people
because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and
flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
  

Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone
who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the
smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind
than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very
important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner.
You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on
your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
  

Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically
idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you
never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the
commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and
possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself
as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre
of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes
very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When
it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all
the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and
take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have
the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are
very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet
which is found to be attractive by many.! You are a good friend.

  

Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like
someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft
lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out
of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy
& extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings
stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make
your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you
put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your
dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings.
You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to
hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an
opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way
to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even
though you! don't want to hear it their ad
  
  

Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in
love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to
adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs
adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking
good. You are willing to put others feelings above
yours.
  

Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement.
You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself.
Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need
to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are
attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier.
You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
  

Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer
when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are
romantic, idealistic, often in
love with love itself, not seeing your
partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love &
tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too
good for your lover. You like playing love games.
  

Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You
can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't
shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
  

Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you
will forget the whole thing. You want to control
your relationships which
doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However
if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback
on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
  

Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You
wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble.
You see yourself as a lover's saviour.





Stupid Wives
Three friends were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer, and discussing how stupid
their wives were.

The first guy, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the
market and bought meat worth 1000 bucks because it was on sale, and
we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.

"Just last week, she went out and spent 4 lacs on a new car," he laments,
"and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

Banta nods sagely, and agrees that these two women sound like they both
walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he
still thinks his wife is dumber.

"Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife just left to go
on a holiday to Italy. I watched her packing her bag, and she put some
condoms in there. When she knows I was not going with her...!




Last Words : HUMAN and only HUMAN is responsible
for the development, destruction & divinity of human life..!
 


  
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How media twist the fact
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How media twist the fact
Friends U must have seen these images on net many  times??
And U've read the storyline "The punishment to a 8 year-old
boy in Iran for stealing bread." This is the best example how 
media can twist the reality and fact, particularly western media
is master in this, infact our Indian media too become master in
manipulating the fact.  In this matter they condemned Iran. Now, see
these images again and know what's the true story of the incident. 

A man inviting people with pipe like whistle.....is just street
performers in Iran. The grimaces that this boy does show that he
is a very good actor. The more realistic his performance is, more
money they can get.











 After the performance


     


SANDSTORM
Have you ever seen the sandstorm...?
Have a look.......
Sandstorm in Al Asad, Iraq, 26 april 2005











Last Words : As someone said, "the most important cause
         of divorce is : MARRIAGE".





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Miracles of Plastic Surgery
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Good Morning and
Happy Monday to all Pratyax People..!!
 
Friends, today I want you to read this prayer a song from V. Shantaram's “Do aankhe
barah haath”
(2 eyes and 12 hands) movie. One of the most heartfelt prayer I have ever
heard, I like it very much. I always sing this prayer many times specially when I'm with my
nephew and niece.

We should make it mandatory for our wealth lusty corrupted politicians to hear this song
everyday.....not only politicians but, we should also sing this prayer everyday while
worshiping our God, (it's my opinion). Song...prayer is just great, every words is touchy &
straight, lyrics is so honest, so truthful. 

If U want to hear it....here is a link of Youtube 
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=m2CJZiP4_Sc&feature=related

Hai Maalik tere bande hum, Aise ho hamare Karam,
neki par chale aur badi se dare takki haste hue nikle dum,

Bada kamjor hai aadmi, abhi lakho hai usme kami,
par tuzo khada hai dayalu bada teri kripa se dharati thami
diya tune hame jab janam, tuhi jelega hum sabke ghum,
neki par chale aur badi se tale, taki haste hue nikle dum

Hai Maalik tere bande hum, Aise ho hamare Karam,
neki par chale aur badi se dare takki haste hue nikle dum,

Jab zulmo ka ho samna......2
tab tuhi hume thamna, wo burai kare hum bhalai bhare,
nahi badle ki ho kamna, badh uthe pyar ka har kadam,
aur mite ber ka ye bharam
neki par chale......
(This song mean.. "Hey great god,, we are your kid,, plz be kind to us and always put us
on the right track of kindness, honesty. And we shall always remember you,, so that we
can live a happy and meaningful life,, life is tough and it has lots of gloom and darkness
....we are incomplete and rootless without you but i am sure if you are with me then entire
earth will be safe and stable, i will never follow the wrong path....no matter how difficult
things become for me. No matter what happen to us by whom the thought or revenge should
not comes in my mind, i willalways try to win my enemies with my love)
 
Miracles of Plastic Surgery
Friends, now a days everyone wants to look beautiful and attractive, it's not just about
woman but man too. Plastic surgery is the best and very easy option to make you more
beautiful more attractive. With different kinds of treatment you can change the entire look of
the particular part of your body, and it definitely change your look and make you what you look like to be. Below I give some photograpic examples how it can change your look, looks
does matter but, friends just imagine when it goes wrong....then....?????

I put some noted examples of wrong plastic surgery too, it is not always wrong
surgery but, it may possible that your body won't accept the change you've made in
your body so it may possible that it can bounce back and show you the
reaction......how...?? Just go ahead.....!!!





Now SEE when it goes wrong....
Best & noted one is Michael Jackson who did
many surgeries on his nose.


Another one is Tara Reid, one of the beautiful and
sexiest woman of Hollywood. Just see how see looks
before surgery few years back....ul la la......just
amazing......hai na Item ekdum zakas....!!!


And now look at her at the age of just 33 how see looks
like.....she did many surgeries on many parts of her
body specially breast, stomach and hips.






Some more bad examples of Plastic Surgery











Last Words : "Death is not the greatest loss in life, the greatest loss
is when relationship dies between 2 people while they r still alive"



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Dreams & Hopes
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Happy Morning to all Pratyax People.....!

GUDI PADWA


Gudhi Padwa
 is celebrated on the first day of the CHAITRA month,
celebrated as NEW YEARS DAY by MAHARAHTRIANS & KONKANIS.
This festival is supposed to mark the beginning of Vasant (spring).
According to the Gregorian Calender this would fall sometime end of March 
or the beginning of April. As per the Brahma Purana, this is the day on
which Brahma created the world after the deluge & time began to tick from
this day forth. This is one of the 3 and a half days in the INDIAN LUNAR
CALENDER called "Sade-Teen Muhurt", whose every moment is
considered auspicious in general to start a new activity.

But it is also an auspicious day for many others too, like people of Andhra
Pradesh and Karnataka celebrate the same festival on same day as UGADI.
The SINDHI also celebrate same day as CHETI CHAND.

So all my Friends at Pratyax, "Very Happy Gudi Padwa, Ugadi and
Cheti Chand to all of You, with the Hope that Happiness & Prosperity
Shines your life path till the last breath of your life"



SWITCH OFF YOUR LIGHTS FOR
ONE HOUR - EARTH HOUR
Saturday 28th March 2009, at 8.30 pm to 9.30 pm

People from 1500 cities across the globe are turning off their lights to
VOTE EARTH. EARTH HOUR is a global campaign against climate change
and global warmingEarth Hour was first celebrated two years ago in Sydney,
Australia, nearly  2.2 million people and thousands of business houses turned 
off their lights, allowing the message about climate change to shine brightly.

But Friends I have SOME
QUESTIONS & SUGGESTIONS
Whats the use of this kind of ideas of power saving??
When there are more than 5000 (in Mumbai) big Hoardings
illuminating with heavy floodlights and Big TV'S in all
department stores, big malls and at Railways, in trains, in
buses and at many others local places which runs 8 hours
daily just displaying useless advertisements.


DO WE REALLY NEED
this kind of illuminated
hoardings and this TV kind of advertisements...? Which
doesn't contributing anything in the development of
Human life or Society. Aren't we live our life without
all this thing...?
What does
it make
DIFFERENCE if it is not there...???

And this is not just about Mumbai City,
it implies to all metro cities of the world.
Aren't we shut off all this
NUISANCE thing...?
Just think about it.....!!!



Be careful how you explain
"Who the God is" to your children...

(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.)

Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman?

Father: Both, son, both.

(After a short while the boy comes back.)

Boy: Dad, is God black or white?

Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both.

(After another wait, the boy comes back again)

Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?


 


Liquor Warning

Due to increasing products liability litigation,  Indian liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
containers bottles of liquor:


Warnings:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like an idiot.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
4:00 in the morning.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your

The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.

And the most important one for girls....consumption of
alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Kuch Nagme (Shyaris & Poem)
Kabhie kabhie kuchh ker guzar jaane ko jee chahta hai,
Bas yunhi teri baaho mein mar jaane ko jee chahta hai.....

Jo gire ashq teri aankho se, jahaan se lad jau mein,
Ban ke hansi tere hotho pe bikher jaane ko jee chahta hai.......

Meri her saans tere tasaavur ka aks nazar aati hai,
Banke dhadhkan tere DIL mein utar jaane ko jee chahta hai.....

Tere daaman mein simat jau ek masoom si DUA ban ker,
KHUDA maanlu usko,toh tere sazde me GIR jane ko ji chahta hai…
Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
Kisi gair ne yeh khabar phaelayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein,
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi...
............ ......... ......... ......... .......

Socha yad na kar ke thoda tadpaye unko,
Kisi dusre ka nam lekar jalaye unko,
Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hume hoga
Ab koi ye bataye kis tarah se sataye unko.
............ ......... ......... ......... .......

Hum na Ajnabi Hai Na Praye Hai.
Aapke Hi Jism-o-Jaan Ke Saye Hai.
Jab Bhi Ji Chahe Mahsus Kar Lena.
Hum Aapki Hi Sanso Me samaye Hai.
............ ......... ......... ......... .......

Kyun hai tumhe sitaro ka gam,
Jab sara aasman tumhara hai.
Gaur se dekho jamin par,
Har kadam par sath hamara hai
............ ......... ......... ......... .......
Ab to apni zindagi yuhi tanhaa rehti hain,
Saans leti hu to zakhmon ko hawa lagti hain,
Kabhi raazi to kabhi khafaa lagti hain,
Tu hi bata EH zindagi tu meri kya lagti hain........



SOME USEFUL TIP FOR HOMEMAKER
Ants: Putting 3-4 cloves in the sugar container will keep the ants at bay. 

Apples: Apply some lemon juice on the cut
surface of the apple to
avoid browning. They will look fresh for a longer time. 

Banana: Apply mashed banana over a burn on your body to
have a cooling effect.

Biscuits: If you keep a piece of blotting paper at the bottom of the
container, it will keep biscuits fresh for a longer time. 


Bee and Scorpion Sting Relief:
Apply a mixture of 1 pinch of chewing
tobacco and 1 drop of water. Mix and apply directly and immediately to
the sting; cover with band aid to hold in place. Pain will go away in just
a few short minutes.

Chilli Powder: Keeping a small piece of hing (asafoetida) in the same
container will store chilli powder for long time. 

Coriander/Mint: You can use dried coriander and mint leaves in coarse
powder form in vegetable curry or chutney, if fresh ones are not available.
To keep them fresh for a longer time, wrap them in a
muslin cloth and
keep in a fridge. 

Cockroaches: Put some boric powder in kitchen in corners and other
places. Cockroaches will leave your house. 

Egg fresh: Immerse the egg in a pan of cool salted water. If it sinks,
it is fresh; if it rises to the surface, it is certainly quite old. 
 

Green Chillies: To keep the chillies fresh for a longer time, remove
the stems before storing. 

Green Peas: To preserve green peas, keep them in a polythene bag
in the freezer. 

Fruits: To ripen fruits, wrap them in newspaper and put in a warm
place for 2-3 days. The ethylene gas they emit will make them ripe.

Lemon/Lime: If the lemon or lime is hard, put it in warm water for
5-10 minutes to make it easier to squeeze.

Noodles: When the noodles are boiled, drain all the hot water and
add cold water. This way all the noodles will get separated. 

Paneer: To keep paneer fresh for several days, wrap it in a blotting
paper while storing in the refrigerator. Do not fry paneer, immerse
it in boiling water to make it soft and spongy. 

Papad: Bake in microwave oven. Wrap the papads in polythene sheet
and place with dal or rice will prevent them from drying and breaking. 

Popcorn: Keep the maize/corn seeds in the freezer and pop while
still frozen to get better pops.


Refrigerator: To prevent formation of ice, rub table salt to the
insides of your freeze. 

Rice:
Add a few drops of lemon juice in the water before boiling the
rice to make rice whiter.Put a few leaves of mint in the container
of rice to keep insects at bay.

Tamarind:
Tamarind is an excellent polish for brass and copper items.
Rub a slab of wet tamarind with some salt sprinkled on it on the object
to be polished.Gargles with tamarind water is recommended for a
sore throat. 

Samosa: Bake them instead of deep frying to make them fat free. 
Preserve the samosas in freezer. For eating, take out of the freezer
two hours in advance and bake them over low temp. 

Sink (Blocked):
To clear the blocked drain pipe of your kitchen sink,
mix 1/2 cup sodium bicarbonate in 1 cup vinegar and pour it into the
sink, and pour about 1 cup water.. In an hour the drain pipe will open.


Tomato:
To remove the skin of tomatoes, place them in warm water
for 5-10 minutes. The skin can then be easily peeled off.

Yoghurt (Home Made):
To set yogurt in winter, place the container
in a warm place like oven or over the voltage stabliser. 



Last Words : Road 2 sucess is always under construction,
it is only you....who can FINISH it.



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Little Words....impressive
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Women's World Cup over now and India fall on third
place, England wins the ICC Womens World Cup 2009.



Beautiful Angelina.......









~*~Type Of Girls~*~

 HARD DISK GIRLS

she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS


she forget about you, the moment turn her OFF 
 

WINDOW GIRLS

 
everyone know that she can't do a thing
right, but no one can live 
 
without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

 
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun  
 

INTERNET GIRLS
 
Difficult to access 
 

SERVER GIRLS
 
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

 
She make horrible thing look beautiful 
 

CD-ROM GIRLS
 

 
She is always faster and faster.


EMAIL GIRLS

 
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS
 
 
Also known as "WIFE'' when you are not
expecting her, she comes, 
install herself
and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall
her you will lose something, if
don't try you uninstall her you will
 
lose everything...   



JUST TO MAKE YOUR DAY

A woman meets with her lover,
who is also her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours.
Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings.

Since it's the woman's house,
she picks up the receiver.

The best friend listens,
only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello ? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really ?
That's wonderful...

Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time...
Oh, that sounds terrific...

Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks,
"Who was that ?"

"Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me
about the wonderful time
"
"
"
"
"
"

he's having on his business trip with you."






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Kaash wo nagme hame sunaye na hote,
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HEy friends Indian Girls has done it again....
in todays 3rd match of super sixes against West Indies
we beat West Indies in just 18 overs....hurreeeeeeyyyyyy
West Indies won the toss and took the batting, our deadly bowlers
just assaulted them so rapidly, and beat them before they reach
to 90 even, specially Priyanka Roy who took 4 wickets in 7.4 over at
the cost of 14 runs, amita sharma has also done the great job with
2 wickets in her pocket and Jhulan was as usual deadlier.....AND
in Batting with the loss of 2 wickets we have beated Indies in just
18 overs, courtesy Sulakshana Naik (39 in 48 balls), an opening
batswoman and Marvelous Mithali (33 in 421 balls) again spelled 
the magic with her arms.....
Hats of to this Dare Devil Girls...!



SOme Beautiful Shayaris
"Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain.."
"Hui hum se ye nadani, Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe,
Ho kay zameen ki khaak, Aasman se dil laga baithe."


"Koi hasae toh thoda sa hass lete hai,
aankho me dard ho toh roh lete hai,
neend hame vaise kam aati hai
magar sapne me woh aayenge
yeh sochkar thoda sa soh lete hai......."

Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat
Tabhi to chand mein daag hai,
Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki hogi bewafai
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai...."
Kaash wo nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.


Some Funny Shayaris

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !


Itna khubsurat ! kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?


Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalaang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

 

Dekha tujeh to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,
Aur phir-intzar,phir-takrar,phir-darar,
Saari mehnat-bekar,aur
Akhir mein---- Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Aap kya jaano
hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... he he he he...


Last Words : It doesn’t matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


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Kids are Quick
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Yesterday, Indian eves lose it's second super six
match in World Cup against New Zealand by 5 wickets.
India won the toss and Jhulan Goswami elected to bat
first, India were all out in just 207 in 49.4 overs, thanks 
to Anjum Chopra and Reema Malhotra, who's contribution
of 52 (106 deliveries) and 59 (52 deliveries) accelarated
the Indian Scoreboard. But, certainly 207 is not at all the
TALL figure to avert the KIWIS for chasing. But, friends
game is not over yet, there is one more match we have
tomorrow with Windies....so HOPE is still there...!


Kids

 Are Quick 

TEACHER : Mita, go to the map and find North America .
 
MITA :  Here it is.
 
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
 
CLASS : Mita.
 

TEACHER : Jayesh, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
 
JAYESH : You told me to do it without using tables.
 

TEACHER : Deepak, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 
DEEPAK : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 
TEACHER :  No, that's wrong
 
DEEPAK : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how
I spell it.
 
(I Love this kid)

TEACHER : Manoj, what is the chemical formula
for water?
 
MANOJ :  H I J K L M N O.
 
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
 
MANOJ:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. 

TEACHER :  Vaneeta, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 
VANEETA :  Me!
 

 

TEACHER :  Sanju, why do you always get so dirty? 
SANJU : 
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 
MILLIE :  I is..
 
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE:  All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
     
 

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Rakesh,
do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 
Rakesh :  Because George still had the axe in his hand.    

TEACHER: Now, Sarang, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
 
SARANG :  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

TEACHER : Tinu, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 
TINU :  No, sir. It's the same dog. 

TEACHER:  Hardik, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HARDIK :   A teacher



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Judge Yourself not Others
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Judge Yourself not Others
Sometimes it’s tough to define your own success term. We always blind
by other’s people success, without judging ourself, our works and
achievements.
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life or someone else's success. Don’t be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other
people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner
voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
Because it know very well what you truly want to become. Everything else is
secondary.

Your definition is the right one. That’s how you succeed. If you can do what
you enjoy doing then that’s your success.






She is not an item girl, neither a beauty queen contestant nor any business
woman but, she is a High Power Hurricane,  a new Master Blaster of India,
yes this gorgeous girl is one of the best batswoman, a hard heater and a most 
fearsome player of Women World Cricket....naturally from India....after all it's
our tradition.

She is a Mithali Raj, from Rajasthan. This 27 year old beautiful lady entered into
cricket at 19, and very soon carved her place as Indias most fastest and capable batswoman. With her outstanding inning of 214 in Test against England
at Taunton, Mithali becomes the second highest scorer (Highest test scorer
also from India, Kiran Baluch, 242 against West Indies in 2004) in Women
Cricket, and 3000 in one day international it is also a highest score by any
Indian Woman Player and also top scorer of present world cup undoubtedly
establshing her as one of the top performer in Women World Cricket 2009, till
today. Just look at her batting average 48% in ODI and 67% in World Cup is
definitely a impressive figures.

Today, with her heavy scores in oneday and test this middle-order batswoman
is become the big run machine for India. Mithali also played with some stars
women players like Purnima Rau, Anjum Chopra and Anju Jain. Her confidence
and equanimity at the crease and ability to score rapidly make her a dangerous
creautre of cricket ground. In addition to this Mithali rolls her arm over bowling
too, a leg-spinner, providing variety to any attack.

This one day star never perturbed while playing on a crease, she has grasped
every opportunity she has been presented with and she always proved herself
whether it's World Cup 2005 or Asia Cup 2008.

But, friends not only this there are many blazing stars in Indian Women's
Cricket Team. As per the last four years performance we can say today's team
is a best team of Women's Cricket World......lets hope for the best.



Last saturday Indian Women Cricket Team Defeated World Champions
Australia by 16 runs in Super Six of Women's World Cup Cricket 
tournament 2009. It's big achievement of our team, and today our next
match with New Zealand is currently going on, India won the toss and elected to bat first and scored 207 runs in 292 balls......lets see....hope
for the best.


Best of luck to all players of Indian Women's Cricket Team.

And here are the profile of all star players of Indian Women Cricket Team.






Last words : At the moment when thoughts are zero, we are in meditation.




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Matrimony Profile.....Beautiful
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GOOD MORNING BLESSINGS.....
If it stops with you, then the blessing will disappear.
The blessing will only keep working if it is continuously
passed around. keep the blessing working by being the
source of blessing to other people.

                 
 Every Sunset Gives Us One Day Less To Live But.....,
Every Sunrise Gives Us One Day More To Hope.....
Good Morning and Hope for the Best......!

  







































Matrimony Profile

Just chk out this beautiful profile.... I've read it on Shaadi.com few years
ago
. There R millions of profile registered on these websites some of
them R very beautiful like this one. I find it very interesting....so I'm representing it here, may be some of U find it boring....but read once,
it will sure touch your heart. I must say  these matrimonial websites are
priceless boon for today's generation. It gives complete & pure freedom to select yor life companion.

Just read this profile how beautifully & deeply she  has expressed her
expectation about her life partner. She is really pure 'Soulitaire'.

ONE HUMBLE REQUEST TO ALL OF U, PLEASE DONT FORWARD THIS
MAIL TO ANY ONE JUST READ IT AND KEEP IT IN YOUR MIND & HEART.

Profile : She is above 30.....staying in Mumbai only. We will call her Neelam.....as it is always been my favourite name.

Neelam : My Personality, Long-Term Goals, Partner Expectations, etc.

'Soulitaire'??? - no, its not a typo, nor is it a spelling error! Soul-itaire… a lonely soul
looking to find a companion, a priceless existence – looking for completion
, or the
coming together of 2 souls sealed with the proverbial solitaire ring??? Soul, solitary,
solitaire, soul-attire, I could go on and on. But the truth be told – I couldn't for the life of me -
find a nice creative nick that I could use on shaadi! : )

Moving on to more important things… I am here hoping to find that elusive partner who would
be mine for life.
Be mine and at the same time retain his individuality. Someone who
makes me happy and is confident of being happy with me. One who seeks
not to change
our differences but accepts them
and becomes comfortable with them.
I don't believe
the perfect relationships are about people who are exactly alike, but about people
who want to make it work, and will go to any lengths to do so.

On a more corny note…I hope to find someone who can make my heart somersault at the
mere thought of him, and
he who is ready to dance the eternal dance of life with me,
for now and for all subsequent lifetimes!!!

I believe completely in destiny – yes, we all have to make our efforts, but efforts
don't always yield expected results if they're not destined. Similarly if something is
destined to come your way, I feel there's nothing you can do to avoid it. So here I
am – making the effort!

I like to think of myself as a social person, good friendships mean a lot to me. A huge part
of my existence is devoted to going out of my way to see that my loved ones are happy. I
prefer not to follow any hard and fast rules about a lot of things, as being flexible works for
me.

Sensitive by nature – I can cry buckets when watching soppy scenes from chick flicks, but
tell me a silly PJ and there is a good chance I wont be able to hold back at least a giggle!
Maturity in situations that demand it – co-exists with the child in me who loves to be
pampered! I
think its possible to 'grow up' without actually 'growing old'.

If you're still with me at this point, I think its safe to assume that this write-up interests you
somewhat! But since this is probably not the right place for me to pen my tell-all book, I will
end here. : ) should you feel the need to connect, do write. Either way, I wish you luck and
success in your search!

On Marriage/Love….
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how
you deal with incompatibility.
                                                             - Leo Tolstoy

Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends. 
                                                             - Harville Hendrix

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are
on the same side.
                                                             - Zig Ziglar

Let there be spaces in your togetherness. 
                                                     - Kahlil Gibran

They do not love who do not show their love.
                                                     - William Shakespeare

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. 
                                                     - Lynda Barry



Last Word :  Waqt ka matlab hai AB....kisi se kuch kahna hai to
Ab (Now), Maafi maangni hai to Ab.....aur Pyar ka Ikrar karna
hai to Ab....!
                      -- Amitabh Bachhan in 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kahna'






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Holi Wishes.....
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Dear Pratyax Friends

Holi is a special occassion filled with Colours.
Colours of Joy and Happiness that are Cherishing.

RED for prosperity.

GREEN for happiness,

BLUE for longitivity,

YELLOW for progress,

PINK for friendship and love too.

May God blessed you with all shades of Holi...

"Have a Happy Holi, Love & Peace"




Hey friends do you feel like
slapping someone??


Try this one it's.............wonderful......!!
just imagine the person you want to hit 
let your anger and frustration come out.....

 
Press Here to Start


4 Easy Questions



The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Who...?

Who...?

Kya soch rahe ho....????

Answer is simple....Elephant. Elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even
if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.



Anbumani Ramadoss a Union Health Minister who known
to be his rage against cigarettes and alcohol, arrange a
visual demonstration on how alcoholism and smoking
affecting human health.

Three worms were placed into three separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the demonstration, the Minister reported
the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked - What can you learn from this demonstration?

So Laloo Prasad reply back quickly raised his hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke you won't have worms!"


Latest News: Our Union Health Minister Anbumani Ramadoss,
who banned public smoking, going to bann all Hukka Bars in
Mumbai very soon.





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Look Inside....!
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LOOK INSIDE....!!
"Never under estimate your strength and courage friends....your progress,
your growth and your strength becomes weaker when you under estimate
yourself. Not any one else, but only you can define and value, your own
strength and courage. We always looking outside for motivation and 
support instead of looking inside. Friends, we all have hidden strength and
energy inside us, just take little efforts and try to know your hidden strength
and courage lying inside you. LOOK INSIDE....!!
                                                              - by Mr. A
                                                             (
From I Can Do Miracle)
She is not Bill Gates Daughter
Yesterday one member has sent this images as she is Bill Gates daughter,
but, it's not true, this young lady is not at all Bill Gates daughter. This is a
hoax mail, there are hundreds of hoax mails are circulating on net. Bill Gates
elder daughter Jennifer Katharine Gates is just 12 yrs old (Born in 1996). The
charming lady in above image is an actress Alyson Stoner.

P.S. Feel free to correct me if I am mistaken in this post. Thanks.
Mr.A (Editor)


Are bhai kaha gum ho...?


O maa...?



Abe O petu kauwe ko bhi nahi chhoda tune...??



Kya teri haseen zulfein...o madam me aapki nahi
un janab ki baat kar raha hu.......are ye kya hua...??
(Advertisement of Hair Die)


Ye kya ho raha hai...?
(An act of salutation on Army Day)




Ab samaj me aaya ki khwab aur hakikat me kya farak hai...??


LAst Words
Your life starts with U & Ends with U,
so first starts living with yourself then with the world.


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Most Expensive Bikes of India
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Good Morning Friends,
Last week, Honda has launched two 1000 cc high end sports bike
in India. Lighter, faster and stronger. These four cylinder awesome
fastest machines are the most expensive bikes of India....Yes....
both are India's most expensive and fastest bikes....worth a million
rupees (Ten Lakhs Rupees).

CBR 1000 RR



CBF 1000



HR = HIGH RISK ( OFFICE HUMOR )

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he
has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase
no commendation and that the Company is not doing
any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR
Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,
he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked
at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;


My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went
on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e .
1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are
weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from
122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many
days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days


Manager:- Do you work on Diwali-New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers-Labour day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the Independence Day ?

Man:- No sir!


Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Gandhi Jayanti?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was
stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR means HIGH RISK


Message Courtesy : pradip_katkar@rediffmail.com





LAst Words : Ghajini Effect on Santa singh
"Santa opens his Tiffin Box on middle of the Road "

'
.

.
Why ??
'
'
He Wants to Check ,
Whether he is going to office or coming back .




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Aisa bhi kabhi hota hai...!!
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"With every act of love U do today,
U weave one more golden thread in the
blanket that will warm U tomorrow.
Live to love and love to live"

   Friends


Aisa bhi Kabhi Hota Hai...

Kahete hai Khuda jab deta hai to CAR phaad deta hai



Is ki to sach me phat gayi......

Hai kisime himmat jo mujhe hata sake....?

Lagta hai apne Sallumiya Bike chala rahe the....!!

Car ki banadi CHAPPATI (Roti)

Lagta hai ye log apni apni Car-o ko nahlana bhul gaye....?

Bus....thodi si jo pi li hai chori to nai ki hai....!!!

Ye dosti hum nahi chhodenge, todenge dum magar
DUM ko nai chhodenge.........

Ye kya hua..?? Ye to pighal gayi.....!!!

Socho socho agar Laloo bhai Yadav ko next Defence Minister
banaya jaaye to....???

Ye kya hua, kaise hua, kab hua, kyun hua...O chhodo ye na socho...!!

Rahul gandhi : mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi….!!

Sonia gandhi : kyun beta????

Rahul gandhi : har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

Santa and banta are discussing
Santa : "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep!!!!"
Banta : "with me it's the opposite. If i sleep i can't drink coffee."

One day Ravan went to a disco....

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ........

kyun?????

kyun bhai kyun??????

???

???

???

b'coz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

If a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where ,
then what does it mean????????



Bolo kya jawab hai.....???



Bolo bolo....



???



Nahi maloom....???


Common sense yaar....common sense
it means that the Cat is also going somewhere
...


Last Words : "BACHPAN" really a nice poem.

"Bachpan k dukh bhi kitne achay hua karte the

Tab dil nahi khilone toda karte the

Wo Khushiyan be jane kaisi khushiyan thi

Titli pakar kar uchala karte the

Chote the to makr-o-fareb(cheating) be chote the

Dana dal kar Chidya pakra karte the

Apni jaan jane ka bhi dar ya ehsas na tha

Jalte Sholon k taraf lapka karte the

Ab aik aansoo gira to ruswa kar detay hain

Bachpan me to jee Bhar kar roaya karte the."


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YOU are the 'Star'
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"Don't say you're not important......It simply isn't true,
The fact that you were born...... Is proof,

God has a plan for you. The path may seem unclear right now,
But one day you will see,
That all that came before, Was
                                     truly meant to be.
God wrote the book that is Life,
That's all you need to know.
Each day that you are living, Was written long ago.

God only writes best sellers,
So be proud of who you are.

Your character is important.....
respect yourself.
In this book, 
YOU are the 'Star'...
Have a wonderful day & Life."

FRIENDS.....!!

2 days back one of our member has sent me this mail,
it's like someone's speech or note, whatever it is..! I
found it very effective in the time of this receision(mandi),
and his idea's/suggestions are just a bullseye. I've edited
and added some more point to it in a red letter.....just
go through it.

Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their
financial illness that has infected our families, organizations
and nations. They expect the financial experts to provide them
with remedies, forgetting the fact that it is these experts who
created this financial mess. Every new year, I adopt a couple
of old maxims as my beacons to guide my future. This self-
prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing year,
I grow wiser and not older. This year, I invite you to tap into the
financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become
financially wiser. 
 
Hard work  :   All hard work brings profit; but mere 
                        talk leads only to poverty. 
Laziness    : A sleeping lobster is carried away by the 
                        water current. 
Earnings    : Never depend on a single source of income. 
Spending    : If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon 
                         sell things you need. 
Savings    :  Don't save what is left after spending; Spend 
                       what is left after saving. 
Accounting : It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes 
                        are leaking. 
Auditing        :  Beware of little expenses; a small leak 
                        can sink a large ship. 
Risk-taking  : Never test the depth of the river with both feet. 
Investment   :  
Don't put all your eggs in one basket

Now or Never   :
 Don't keep your things on tomorrow, bcoz 
                             tomorrow is always tomorrow.
Homework      :  Whether it's school, stage or office always 
                             do your homework before performing.
 
I'm certain that those who have already been practicing these
principles remain financially healthy. I'm equally confident that
those who resolve to start practicing these principles will quickly
regain their financial health.Let us become wiser and lead a happy,
healthy, prosperous and peaceful life.

Message Cortesy :
mummascreation@rediffmail.com
GHAZAl
''Ranjishe sahi
dil hi dukhane k liye aa
aa phir se mujhe
chhod jaane k liye aa

kis kis ko batayenge
judai ka sabab hum
tu mujhse khafa hai to phir
zamane k liye aa

pehle se murasim na
sahi phir bhi kabhi to
rasmon rahe duniya hi
nibhane k liye aa

ab tak dil-e-fahem ko hai
kuch tum se ummidein
yeh aakhri shama bhi
bujhane k liye aa

ek umr se hoon lazzate
giriyan se mehroom
ai raahat-e-jaan
mujhko rulane k liye aa

mana k mohabbat ka chupana
hai mohabbat
chupke se kisi roz
jataane k liye aa

jaise tujhe aate hai
na aane k bahaane
aise hi kisi roz
na jaane k liye aa...


                  
  - Unknown
 

Last Words :
Arj kiya hai dosto.....
"
Bhoole Hai Rafta Rafta Unhe Muddaton Me Hum.....(2)
Kishton Me Khudkhushi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye"

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Mount Everest (Head of the Sky)
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We Need Friends

We need friends for many reasons,
No matter what the day or season...

We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
And to laugh with when we are glad!

We need friends to give us good advice,
Someone we can count on to treat us nice.
          
We need friends to help us solve our troubles
And to share good times so the joy is doubled!
 
      

Thank you for always being there

when I need a friend!


Mount Everest - Sagarmatha (Head of the Sky)
Mount everest / Sagarmatha also known as Chomolungma
(in Tibetan) means "Saint Mother" is the highest mountain on
earth. According to English history of the mid-19th century, the
local name in Darjeeling for Mount Everest was Deodungha, or
"Holy Mountain". In 1865, the mountain got it's official English
name by the Royal Geographical Society after being proposed
by Andrew Waugh, despite of Sir George Everest objection
his successor Andrew Waugh chose to name the mountain after
Geroge Everest, the British Surveyor General of India from
1830 to 1843.
Sir George Everest was the first person to record
the height and location of Mount Everest, and also he was largely
responsible for completing the section of the Great Trogonometric
Survey of India from South of India to Nepal. In the early 1960s, the
Nepalese Government gave Everest it's official name Sagarmatha.

Everest is measured by the height of its summit above sea level,
which is 8,848 metres (29,029 ft). Everest attracts climbers of all
levels from all over the world, from well experienced mountaineers
to novice climbers. By the end of the 2007 climbing season, there
had been 3,679 ascents to the summit by 2,436 individuals.
Climbers are very significant source of tourist revenue for Nepal
Government, all prospective climbers must obtain an expensive
permit, costing up to US $25,000 per person.

Today, this highest mountain become the highest graveyard in the
world. As of January 2009, 210 climbers had died on the mountain.
Particularly at "Death Zone", it  is a level
(Extreme altitudes
above 7300 mtrs (23,000ft) ),
no human body can acclimatize.
Sleeping becomes very difficult, digesting food is near-impossible,
body uses up its store of oxygen faster than it can be replenished.
Extended stay in the zone without supplementary oxygen will result
in deterioration of body functions, loss of consciousness and,

ultimately, death. Some people simply run out of gas on the trail
and freeze to death in place. The vast majority of these bodies
were left behind, b'coz removing dead bodies from this elevation
is an enormous task. Authorities and some NGO's searching the
solution for it.


Some beautiful images of this dazzling Mountain.











SUNSET




BASE CAMP

Some interesting facts of Everest
Age of Everest   :
   Everest was formed about 60 million years ago
Elevation    :        29,035 (8850m)-found to be 6' higher in 1999
Name in Nepal :   Sagarmatha (means: goddess of the sky)
In Tibet :   Chomolungma (means: mother goddess of the universe)
Named after : Sir George Everest in 1865 ,the British surveyor-
                      general of India. Once known as Peak 15.
First Ascent:  May 29,1953 by Sir Edmund Hillary, NZ and Tenzing 
                     Norgay, Nepal, via the South Col Route

Mount Everest rises a few milimeters each year due to
geological forces.

First Ascent by a Woman :
  May 16,1975, Junko Tabei, JAP,
                                            via the South-Col
First Oxygenless Ascent : May 8, 1978- Reinhold Messner, IT, and 
                                 Peter Habeler, AUT, via the South-East Ridge
Youngest person : Temba Tsheri (19yrs, NP),  15 on May,22,2001
Oldest Person : Sherman Bull May,25,2001 -64 yrs
First Legally Blind Person : Erik Weihenmeyer May,25,2001
Most Ascents :   Eleven, 24th May 2000 Appa Sherpa became the first
person to climb Everest 11 times-Ten, Ang Rita Sherpa, Babu Chiri
Sherpa all ascents were oxygen-less.
Best and Worst Years on Everest : 1993, 129 summitted & eight died
                                              And in 1996, 98 summitted and 15 died 
Most dangerous area on mountain :  Khumbu Ice Fall-19 deaths
First ski descent : Davo Karnicar (Slovenia) 10-7-2000
Longest stay on top :  Babu Chiri Sherpa stayed at summit 21.5 hours
Largest team : In 1975, China tackled Everest with a 410-member team.
Fastest descent : In 1988, Jean-Marc Boivin of France descended from
                            the top in just 11 minutes, paragliding.
Only climber to climb all 4 sides of Everest : Kushang Sherpa, now
an instructor with Himlayan Mountaineering Institute
Largest number to reach the top in one day : 40, on May 10, 1993

Last Words : Beautiful punjabi Shayari......
"sanu chad ke na jayo soneo, bas ik vari rus jayo,
asi aap hi mar javange, je kadi sadi yaad aye ta royo na,
bas ik vari awaaj deo, asi kabar vicho uth avange"


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Delhi 6 - Movie Chat
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What is most amazing about human
being's TONGUE?
"It takes less than 3 years to
learn how to use it,
But A LIFETIME to learn WHERE 
& WHEN
to use it."
 A Coffee with Movie Chat

After a long gap 'Rang De Basanti' and 'Aks' fame Director Rakeysh Om prakash Mehra
strikes again with it's much talked-about film Delhi-6. A story is about an American
born deshi, Roshan (Abhishek), who brings his ailing grandmother back to India from US, he
wants to fly back to US, but somehow he can't, his little trip become longest journey of his
life - a journey within. The story moves around the old walled city of Delhi. Delhi 6 is PIN
CODE, 110006, better known as CHANDANI CHOWK. At first it sounds that movie is must
be about riotes or some political issues, but no movie is just like all others hindi masala
movies. it has everything which we all are use to see....but the difference is TREATMENT,
and definitely U can't compare Rakyesh Om Prakash Mehra.

As per Rakesh sorry it's Rakeysh Mehra  Abhi was quitely the first choice, but he had a
date problem, so we panned our angle to Amir's nephew Imran Khan, who would make his
debut with this film but he would'nt, then Rithik came, then Ranbir Kapoor then he replaced
with Akshay Kumar but later Akshay refused, then Abhi came again, so it's casting is
already made the headlines.


And now movie is already rocking with it's bubbly song 'Masakalli'. Sonam dancing with the
dove on her head, yes Masakalli is name of
Dove.  The song was not at all the part of a film
earlier, according to the director 'it just happened.' Even Rehna Tu and Genda Phool also
nice song. Raheman has did it again.

Hope the movie will also make its mark of success.












Friends Have One more Cup of Coffee

Here is one more interesting movie "Ahista Ahista" starring Abhay Deol and Soha Ali,
this movie is also set in Delhi 6 (Chandni Chowk and around Jama Masjid) and story of
Ankush (Abhay Deol) who is a marriage agent, helps couples in getting married by being
a witness and Megha (Soha Ali)…has left her home to get married with Dheeraj (Shayan
Munshi) .. but due to some cirumstancial problems .. Dheeraj doesnt come at the Marriage
Registrar’s office on time …now, Megha and Ankush meet here and Ankush helps her as he
is a very helping boy… time flows and they fall in love …and then one day suddenly
everything changes .. Dheeraj is back in the picture again…Abhay Deol has done a
wonderful job once again ...his dialogue delievery is quite  natural .. and Soha Ali is
looking very cute and beautiful … just like a doll … and there is one Khala (Aunty) … the
conversation between her and Ankush is worth watching …picturisation is good …music
and songs are ok, but, overall it's a good movie, worth to watch it once.


Last Words : Golf is not a game of great shots. Its a game of the
least misses. The people who win make the least mistakes....


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Afterall Business is Business.....^_^
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 F R I E N D S..!!

Your toughest competitor lives in
your head. Some days his name is fear,
pain, or lazyness.....just kick it out and
see what happen......!!!



Afterall Business is Business


One day at a school in South London a teacher asked to

the
 class of 5-year-olds, " I'll give 20 Pound to the

child who can
 tell me who was 
the most famous man who

ever lived." 

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick." 
 

The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
  
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said,

"It was St. 
Andrew." The
 teacher replied, "I'm sorry,

Hamish, that's not right 
either. 
  
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was 

Jesus Christ."


The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh,

come up
 here and I'll give you the 20 Pound." 
 
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said,

"You
 know Jignesh, 
since you're Hindu Gujarati, I was

very surprised you said Jesus
 Christ." 
 
Jignesh replied,"Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord


Krishna
, but you know business is business!" 



Test Your Brain

This is really cool & amazing so please
read all the way though.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)


HOW MANY ?

3........4....?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before
you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go

is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.


  

THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE A 'BOMBAYTIE'

1. You say 'town ' and expect everyone to know that this means
south of Churchgate.


2 You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which
only Bombayites can understand.


3. Your door has more than three locks.

4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

5. Train timings ( 9.27 , 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.

6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.

7. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a Hall.

8.. You're paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet
and you think it's a 'steal.'


9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends,
neighborhood friends,office friends and yes, train friends, a species
unique only in Bombay . (REALLY TRUE)


10.. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call
the roads by their Indian name,they are more familiar with Warden
Road, Peddar  Road, Altamount Road .


11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing* besides cricket
which you follow passionately.


12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the
Bombay Times' supplement.

13. You take fashion seriously.You're suspicious of strangers who
are actually nice to you.


14. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.

15. You compare Bombay to New York 's Manhattan instead of any
other cities of India .


16. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

17. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz
airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport .


18. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

19. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on
your toes.


20.. Being truly alone makes you nervous.

21. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the
monsoons, and actually call it ''romantic'.


22. Only in Bombay , you would get Chinese Dosa and Jain Chicken


Salaam Bombay ......



Awesome! B_O_M_B_A_Y


Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
There is no darkness in Andheri.
Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street .
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
There are no pigs traded at Dukkar bazaar.
Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram
Terminus
(Dadar T.T. it is really awesome as no one
knows the meaning T.T)

Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street .
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
Null bazaar does not sell taps.
You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.
But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!

Message Courtesy : Ritesh Rupani



Last Words : What is special about Mumbai (Bombay) Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Misal Paav,
Bhaji Paav, Vada Paav and a Cutting Chai....as per my study there are nearly 2 lakhs
(200 thousands) unofficial Laari walas (Food Stalls) and sabjiwals in Mumbai, and each of
them are paying aprox. Rs. 500/- ka HAFTA per month to BMC, POLICE and RTO'S......
ye
jo public he ye sab janti he.....aji andar kya hai..? aji bahar kya hai..? ye sab kuch
pahchanti hai....ye jo public hai...........

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Because I Believe.....
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   Important Information 

Friends Don't avoid Please read this message..!

I don't know whether this information is true or not but anyone heard about
this....kindly reply me back. And also I want to know that
'Is it possible to get
infection from this kind of tactics...?


A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat..
When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with
a note attached saying


'You have just been infected by HIV'...


The Disease
Control Center (in Paris ) reports many similar events in many other
cities
recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive.

This kind of needles easily available in India, from any medical shops. So,
be CAREFUL and CAUTIOUS while using CHAIRS or SEATS at any public places.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that hppened to one of
his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi . A young
girl, engaged and about to be
married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag
with the needle had the
message


'Welcome to the World of HIV family'.


Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before the virus grows
strong enough to start damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about
5-6 years,
the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the 'Shock thought'.
We all have to be careful at public places, rest God help! 

Message Courtesy : Shailesh Desai
- shil_desai@rediffmail.com





"It is neither God nor your destiny
will help you to achieve your success,
unless you are wiiling or trying to
go by yourself only.
"


Ohh...!! It's too risky, I can't do this....

 

Hmm!! What to do now?
To Be Or Not To Be?

It's better to TRY, so there won't be any REGRET...

Ohh ye..! I think I can....!!

Oh..no!! It's too tough.....I can't take anymore...

But NO, I can do it....I won't give up.

And....I've DONE it...because
I BELIEVE ! And I TRIED..!


Last Words :

"TRY is the first and last thing
which makes you successful, if
you can't TRY then you won't be."
                                   
-by Mr. A

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MANAGEMENT LESSON - SWOT Analysis
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HAPPINESS is like a RADIO STATION..!
it will be Broadcasting
All the time ....
You just have to learn how to
TUNE IN n RECEIVE IT
PROPERLY........
so start tuning it now


Any Kind of Heart Surgery for
Children is FREE OF COST
by Sri Sathya Sai Institute of
Higher Medical Sciences.
yes read this......



MANAGEMENT  LESSON


SWOT
stands for 'Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats'.
First, coined by Army, and Corporate world has accepted it very rapidly.
Specially for Marketing....aim is to identify strengths, improve on
weaknesses, best utilise opportunities and minimize weaknesses.
SWOT Matrix is a useful and powerful tool for mapping the way forward for 
your job or business, which will lead you to an inspiring & successful future.

SWOT is a simple yet powerful tool to analyse the strategic positions of any
companies, products or business situations, also it is helpful to plan a career
in stream.

SWOT is potential tool for any HR executives in assessing viable candidates.
It helps interviewer in his selection of candidate for any post of his company.
It helps you to understand the genuineness of responses, mental & emotional
stability and capability of candidates.

It also helps candidate to know their weaknesses and can openly express
themselves through SWOT and make them able to adjust well in an open
work culture.. It helps in understanding the career aspirations of an individual
and assessing how far he or she is willing to go with the organisation.

First you need to do some homework

What are the important things you need to do before appearing for the interview are :

A. Try some participatory sessions with your friends to know more about your
strengths and weaknesses....it also helps to improve your communication skill.

B. List down all your strengths and weaknesses.

C. Explore the prospective job/employer/company to identify opportunities.

D. Gain more knowledge about the industry to detect threats.

What to focus upon

'Strengths' and 'Weaknesses' involves focusing on internal factors, whereas 'Opportunities'
and 'Threats' mainly deals with external ones. Talking about strengths and weaknesses
gives the employer an insight into your capability & suitability as a right candidate. Be
smart enough and focus on better articulating your performance characteristics. Don't just
focus on what the interviewer like to hear by playing memorized responses from you.
Remember, The interviewer wants to see the real strength in you.

Handling SWOT at interviews

Be sure your resume maps what you might talk about. It should also highlight
your strengths.

1. Strengths : Positives you can capitalise on, these should be your 'key selling points.'

Think of what makes you special and different. What most influences and motivates you?
What are your attributes for success? What key traits do you have? You can talk about
your special characteristics here like: Good analytical skills, determination, persistence, etc.

Examples of strengths :

A.
Very confident and assertive.
B. Good communication skills.

These are some common statements all candidates speaks at interviews. But, interviewer is
more interested in 'What kind of value you will add to the job & how?', they are more
interested in how you can strengthening the job profile you are applying for.

2. Weaknesses : Everyone has some kind of weakness, which you have to find out and
must need to improve it

This one is the toughest & critical aspect to think of and share with your future/potential
company. While talking about the weaknesses your answers need to be more diplomatic.
Avoid hinting at something or anything that may impact the job execution in future. Remeber
no one in the world is perfect. And never say 'I don't have any weakness'. Be realistic and
practical, just show that you realize and are well aware of your weaknesses. Be confident
and assure your prospective employer that your weaknesses are not going to affect your
performance.

Examples of weaknesses :

A.
Some people ten to get into too many details that delay execution of work. So always
keep the conversation to the point.
B. Start saying NO, when someone asks you for help with some work. Some guys because
of their inferiority complex or sometimes just to prove his smartness can't say NO to any
one for extra work. Don't be oversmart, don't waste your time and creativity on these kind of extra work.

Never highlight your personal weaknesses like 'being emotional', 'short tempered' etc.
Instead, diplomatic answers like the ones mentioned above also highlight your strengths, in
a way, like 'having an eye for detail' or 'willingness to help others'. You can also talk about
how you are planning to work on improvement.

3. Opportunities : Positive external conditions you can take advantage of.

Talk about various opportunities you foresee and can develop in that prospective
job. This will show your interest and reflect a positive attitude.

Examples of opportunities :

A. While working in sales, I may have the opportunity to know different people and learn new
cultures and also come to know about newer ways of working that will again help me to
provide customised and better services to my customers.
B. By imparting training, I will be able to improve my confidence level and presentation skills.

Sometimes they may ask you some unexpected situational questions like "Are you
preapare to work under someone who has lesser experience than you....junior to you. It's
just a way to see how you tackle the unexpected circumstances. Now. it's time to prove
your intellect with the answer in a way that highlights the opportunity you see even in this
situation.  For example, While working under someone who is junior to me or has lesser
experience than me may creat many problems and conflicts, this will improve my ability to
work in a team and my skills in tackling conflict."

4. Threats : Negative external conditions which you can't control but can minimize.

There are many kinds of threats we all face at our workplaces, it is must to know how to
survive with them. While learning about 'threats', try to identify the ones you may face at
your prospective job.

Examples of threats :

A. Competition for the job I want.
B. Overworking myself by taking on so many responsibilities.
C. Changing job requirements of the field.

How you can minimise these threats.

A.
Improve your knowledge boundries and earn certain skills related to your job to survive
competition for the job.
B. Time management to avoid getting overworked.
C. In todays technology world, where technolgy changes everyday keep abreast yourself with all the advancement of technology and proficiencies just to cope up with job
requirement.


Some More
MANAGEMENT-AL LESSONS

1 : Corporate Reality






2 :  Best way to tell people How busy U R..!



3 : Tech savy office management



4 : Overconfident Leadership



5 : Management Struture



6 : Thumb Rule-Love your job not company



 

"IF THE GLOBAL CRISIS CONTINUES, BY THE
END OF THIS YEAR THERE WILL BE ONLY 2
BANKS THAT WILL SURVIVE -- THE BLOOD
BANK AND THE SPERM BANK. "


Last Words : Never judge a person from it's first impression.
Judging a person from it's first impression is like ignoring a
value of things inside a box and giving importance to it's outer packing material
.
                                - By Mr. A

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In my deepest despair......
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In our darkest hour
In my deepest despair
Will you still care?
Will you be there?
In my trials and my tribulations
Through our doubts and frustrations
In my violence
In my turbulence
Through my fear and my confessions
In my anguish and my pain
Through my joy and my sorrow
In the promise of another tomorrow
I'll never let you part
For you're always in my heart



Above stanza is a part of Michael Jackson's beautiful song
"Hold me, Like the River Jordan...." I've put the link of the
songso u can hear the song....it is just a beautiful song....
just for all my online friends

"Have a Wonderful day and a Week ahead."


http://www.esnips.com/doc/016c86f0-cdac-4bbb-ba3d-8896504ad608/Michael-Jackson---Hold-Me-(Free-Willy).mp3








A girl asked a guy if he thought she was

pretty,

He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her

forever...and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would
he cry,
and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her
arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful. 


I don't want to be with you forever, I
NEED to be! with you forever.
And I
wouldn't cry if you
walked away...I'd die...

SO NOW I WILL SAY:

I like you because of who you are to me...
A true friend. 



Show your friends how much you care.


Send this to everyone you consider a
FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back
to the person who
sent it to you.
 


 


If it comes back to you, then
you'll
know you have a circle of
friends.


YOU ARE MY FRIEND

Beautiful Mount Fuji in winter (Japan)





American Babes......sexiiiiiiiiiii..........






Man can do anything....isn't it...?




 


 Just to Make Your Day 




A Sardar, an American

and a Pakistani got arrested consuming
alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the
terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."

The American was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also
led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said:

"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of
the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20,
but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your second
wish?" the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!

Singh is King...Singh is King...Singh is Kiiiiiing...!!

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Last Words : "Treat life as the sea,
heart as the seashore
& friends like the waves.
It never matters how many waves r there?
 


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Think Diffrntly & Cockpit of Airbus A380
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Today is a beautiful day...

  A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet.
He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help."
There were only a few coins in the hat. 

 


A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and
dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around,
and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone
who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money
to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the
sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps
and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning?
What did you write?" 

 


The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different
way." What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply
said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky
that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second
sign was more effective?  



Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have.. Be creative.
Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

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Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse
and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry,
show life that you have 1,000 reasons to smile.

 

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Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear.


Great men say, "Life has to be an incessant process of repair and
reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.

In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must
have the ticket of a good conscience.."






Na Kabhi Dekha Na Kabhi Suna

Hey friends have you ever seen the Cockpit or Airbus A380,
one of our member has sent me the 360 degree panorama
with zoom in facility...
CLICK HERE   >>>>     INSIDE THE COCKPIT OF THE AIRBUS A380 


  

Just to Make Your Day

Boy : chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl : tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy : bilkul nahi yaar, yakin karo...!
Girl : to phir rehne do…

Professor : What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Gabbarsingh : On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
Question was asked to all 4 of them.


INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy
: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy
: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in Your mind.

MIT guy
: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked


SANTA SINGH
: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER
: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH
: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!


Bolo tarara.....



Last Words :
Sometimes we struggle through the tasteless coffee till the last sip,
only to discover sugar crystal at the bottom, thats life
Sweetnd but not stirred well...



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It happens only in India
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Hey Dosto kya aapne kabhi Mak-khi
mari hai kya....ha ha mak-khi (fly)..!!
What we always do in our spare time??
Specially in financial crisis like this...!
Ok...here I'm giving U chance to
Mak-khi mari....go and click the link
aheadhttp://majman.net/fly_loader.html


An Olympic Shooter wins Gold medal 
www.FunAndFunOnly.net
Govt gave him 3 Crores + Awards + Land + Padma Vibhusan
 
(For his achievement of winning medal in Olympic without losing his life)

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Another Shooter who dies,
during the
battle against terrorists


www.FunAndFunOnly.net
Govt pays his family just a 5 Lakhs + Veer Chakra (For
his achievement to protect our country and people at
the cost of his life)


It happens only in India.....!!!!
Ha dosto ye India hai, yaha sabkuch ho
sakta hai....Kabhie raste ka RAJU (Ramalingam Raju)
GENTALMAN ban jata hai to Kabhie POTA ka
MUNNABHAI MAHATMA ban jata hai, 
kyonki ye desh KHUDA nahi,
NETA chalate hai....is liye
"NETA
maherban to har GADHA pahelwan"




GAANE SUHANE

“Kisi se tum pyar karo, to phir izhaar karo, kahi na phir der ho jaaye....(2)
Kisipe aitbaar karo to phir ikraar karo, kahi na phir der hojaaye....(2)
Yahi to dil churaneka andaaz hota hai, Kisi se tum pyar karo.......

Muhabbat ka ghum hai mile jitna kam hai,
ye to jamana nahi jaan paayega,
Mera jo sanam hai jara be-raham hai,
deke mujhe wo dard muskurayega


Nice, melodious and appealing song by Kumar Sanu, for Akshay
Kumar on screen in Movie “ANDAZ”.

Every words of song is TRUE, love and time never waits for anyone,
if U love someone truely then don't hesitate to tell him / her
that U love him / her....b'coz U won't get the second chance or
second life.

Even the all the songs of movie are beautiful and meaninigful,
Movie itself is very beautiful, really a beautyful  and different
lovestory, must to watch.


LAst Words :
"If U trust someone...trust till the end,
whatever the result may be,
at the end either U'll have a real friend
or a very good lesson"

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What we can do for our Country???
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Gud Morning friends hope U had a nice sleep...?

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left.........,
i was hurt badly,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!



What We Can Do For Our Country ?
There is no royal road to success, but after success every road
becomes ROYAL......best example is US President Mr. Barak
Obama. An Afro-American Black man now become the President
of  most powerful nation of the earth; I've already wrote complete
article on Obama's life and Victory on PRATYAXCAFE blog on
9/11/2008, with heading "Miracle Man Obama"....
http://www.pratyax.com/blogs/pratyaxcafe/

Tuesday night I'm one from the millions guy who watched and listened
President Obama'sspeech on the TV. It was an amazing speech ever
heard, without using any hand written or typed note, he roared on mike
for more than 30 minutes in front of 2.5 million (25 lakhs) people and
others millions, who watched him on TV screen, compare this guy
with our PM (Pyare Mohan-Manmohan singh), a highly experienced
and highly educated politicians in the world....more than 10 degrees
in his pocket including PHD, but who instead looking at Camera,
always busy in reading his notes on the podium while delivering any
speech, whether he addressing to the nation or an assembly. Not
only PM Manmohan Singh, but also compare........
read complete article and Obama's complete
speech at pratyaxcafe blog at

http://www.pratyax.com/blogs/india/

  
Lovely Linea

With all the safety and luxury options like ABS, airbags, climate control,
leather upholstery with one more extra feature is Blue&Me hands-free
system, a Microsoft Windows Mobile based system with multi-language
voice recognition and speech functions. Allows the user to browse
mobile phone's book, reads aloud SMS and controls the audio
system - using built-in USB port, one can connect Pen Drive with music
in MP3 and WMA formats and with wheelbase of 2600mm and  4500mm 
length and 1700mm width, Fiat has launch 1500mm tall Linea to take it's
share in family sedan segment of SX4, Verna, Honda City. 
 
This family car released in 2007 by the Italian automaker Fiat as a world
car in Eastern Europe, Latin America and Middle East.
After winning
“Car of the year
2008” with Fiat 500, “Carro do Ano 2008” with Fiat
Grande Punto and Fiat has now brought home the coveted
“AUTOBEST
2008″
prize with the Fiat Linea.








And here is my favourite Stunning, Sexy
& Curvy 
Porsche Cayman.....

At a price of 1.00,000 US$ (approx. 50,00,000 INR),  this curvy
comes with exclusive interior featuring black
Alcantara leather
covering.....with some extra goodies from the Porsche Design
product range which include a Flat Six Chronograph briefcase,
pocket knife with black blade, a pair of sunglasses, a pen, and
a key ring all in matching black.











Last Words : There is nothing better like NOW.....if you have
DREAM in your mind START working on it NOW, if you LUV
someone SAY him / her NOW, If you feel like to DANCE but
concern about what others will think about U, just forget it and
start dancing NOW....b'coz life is a bundle of uncertainity
you will never know what is going to heppen in a next moment..?
So enjoy every moment of life at the end U'll not feel regret...!



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Smoke that Thunder
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I hope you Woke up this morning
with a big Smile on your face...

I hope the sun is shining just for you
I hope that your day is filled with
lovely surprises and enjoy all U do,

I hope your day is Filled with love...

Hav a lovely day ahead…..





SMOKE THAT THUNDER
Its amazing, its spellbinding, it's massive, it's abysses, it's roaring
and rumbling like thunder it's nothing but "Mosi-oa-Tunya" “Smoke
that Thunders”
a "Victoria Falls"  one of the awesome and
spectacular natural wonder of the world. With the height of approx 
 350 feet and 1708 meters (1.7km) width, Victoria Falls known as
largest curtain of water in the world. Nearly 550,000 cubic meters of
water of Zambezi river (between the two countries Zambia and
Zimbabwe of Southern Africa) plump every minute.

Victoria Falls is the most enormous waterfall in the world, it is still
inspires travelers as much today as it did David Livingstone the great
traveller, who discovered the Victoria in 1860. The falls and the
surrounding area have been declared as National Parks and a
World Heritage Site. Nearly million people visitng the falls anually.
The Falls are spectacular throughout the year, but February onwards,
after the rain season, has the heaviest flow and volume of spray.  


VICTORIA FALLS































And the most amazing and thrilling part is this.....
its unbelivable isnt it..?? Just look at the images yaar..!!


The unexpected thing is a naturally formed pool known as the
Devil’s Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls. During the
month from September the flow is at very safe level, so people
can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within
the pool without continuing over the edge and fear of falling
into the gorge. This is possible due to a natural rock wall just
below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their
progress despite the heavy current. It’s so safe in fact, that 
people can take their kids too.













Last Words : If an Egg Breaks from outside
Life END's inside, but If It Breaks from Inside
Life Begins...GREAT things Alwys begin from Inside!


 
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Lohri-Makar Sankranti Wishes to all of U
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Lohri and Makar Sankranti


Yesterday, while preparing the post on Makar Sankranti one beautiful friend has send
me the wishes of Lohri, which ignites the fire of enthusiasm in me and I've collected
the information about Lohri and Dulla Bhatti.....it's very interesting and awesome
and touched me a lot.....I thought I should share with all of you, hope U people also like it.

Today, 14 January is Makar Sankranti, the most auspicious day for all Hindus,
and celebrated in all every parts of the country. Thousands of people take a dip in
Ganga Sagar & Prayag river and pray to Lord Sun(Surya). It's celebrated as Pongal in
Southern India, with it's oblation to it's God Sun Gujarati's too celebrate it as Utarayan
with colourful kites. In Uttar Pradesh, Sankrant is called ‘Khichiri’. And in Punjab it is
known as Lohri. Lohri is an exclusively Punjabi festival. Origin of the Lohri can be
traced back to the tale of Dulla Bhatti. In Punjab by the end of the first week of
January, small groups of boys ring the doorbell of houses and start chanting the Lohri
songs related to Dulla Bhatti. In turn, the people give them popcorn, peanuts,
crystal sugar, sesame seeds (til) or gur as well as money. Turning them back
empty-handed is regarded inauspicious. The origin of Lohri is related to the central
character of most Lohri songs is Dulla Bhatti, a Muslim highway robber who lived in
Punjab during the reign of Emperor Akbar. Besides robbing the rich, he rescued
Hindu girls being forcibly taken to be sold in slave market of the Middle East. He
arranged their marriages to Hindu boys with Hindu rituals and provided them with
dowries. Though a bandit, he became a hero of all Punjabis. So every other Lohri
song has words to express gratitude to Dulla Bhatti.

See what a woderful story, our all festivals are amazing and has some scientifical,
logical message which still affects sometimes life or in someway our identity as an
Indian, our roots too.....and this always makes me feel proud as an Indian.


MAKAR SANKRANTI
Thousands of people take a dip in Ganga Sagar & Prayag river and pray to Lord
Sun(Surya).  It is a day for which Bhishma Pitamah kept waiting to leave his
mortal coil. Sun represent the Fire the other form of Lord Agni and also rotates
the wheel of Time. Sun stands for an embodiment of knowledge & wisdom. Of all
the cosmic bodies live or dead Sun is the most glorious & sinificant, thus every
sun-centric cosmic event became very important spiritual, religious & cultural events.

On Makar Sankranti Sunbegins its ascendancy and entre into the Northern
Hemisphere. Makar means Capricorn and Sankranti means transition. There
is a sankranti every month when the sun passes from one sign of the zodiac to
the next. There are twelve signs of the zodiac, so are twelve sankrantis. Each of these
sankrantis has its own relative importance but two of these are more important—the
Mesh (Aries) Sankranti and, the most important, the Makar (Capricorn) Sankranti.
Transition of the Sun from Sagittarius to Capricorn,
during the winter solstice in the
northern hemisphere is known as Makar Sankranti. From this day begins the six-month
long Uttarayana,
considered very auspicious for all kind of celebrations. English calendar
date of Makar Sankranti is always the same, 14th January. Makar Sankranti is celebrated
in the Hindu Calendar month of Magha or Posha.There is another significance of this day,
after this day the days start becoming longer and warmer, and thus the chill of winter
in on decline.

LAst Words :
You can count the no of seeds in an apple,
But you can not count the no of apple in a seed..!
Future is unseen....lets hope for the best...!

On the very First Festival of the year
I wish Gud Luck to all of U..!
 

 
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Satyam's Ramalingum Raju's confession
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Friends now a days you have heard about new financial scam
of SATYAM INFOWAY in news. One of our member has sent me
the copy of Mr. Ramalingum Raju's confession letter to its board
members and Sebi....so I'm sending U that confession to all of U.
(Just see the PDF attachment namely Satyam Computer Services
attached with this mail)

And see how corruption is going in a Private Sectors companies
which are running on public/share holders money. All of U have
heard that both Ambani Brothers gave 150 and 400 crores rupees
ka gift to their wife and Big Ambani spend approx. 27 billion
rupees on constructing his new house.....Govt. or any authority
should find out that how they made the payment for all this..?
Is that invester's money or their personal money..?

"THINK BEFORE U SPEAK" (Little Story)
The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,
mostly with the working men and women and young college guys
and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his thirty year
old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy
as he was thrilled with the scenory outside..

"See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behaviour from a thirty year old son made the other people
feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or
other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married
Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travellers through
the opened window. The Thirty year old son, filled with joy " see dad,
how beautiful the rain is ...."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup : Cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son
is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont
disturb public henceforth"


The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone
replied "We are on the way back from hospital,
my son got discharged today morning, he was a blind
by birth,last week only he got his vision, these rain
and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for
the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our prespective until we
know the truth. Bt when we know the truth our reaction to that
sometimes will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem
better before taking a harsh action or
THINK BEFORE U SPEAK.


LAst Words :
"There are two kinds of people in the world,
GIVERS and TAKERS,
The TAKERS may get BETTER, But the GIVERS sleep BETTER."

 
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GIRLS BE CAREFUL
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Gud Morning Friends

Read this 13 wonderful Advices

1)  Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.


2)  Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
     their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3)  Don't believe all you hear, b'coz people only speak what
they like.

4)  When you say, "I love you," mean it.

5)  Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

6)  Believe in love at first sight.

7)  Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
     only way to live life completely.

8)  Don't judge people by their relatives.

9)  Talk slowly but think quickly.

10)  Remember that great love and great achievements
involve great risk.


11)  When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

12)  Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
       When you realize you've made a mistake,
       take immediate steps to correct it.

 13)  Always remember, a true friend is someone who
        reaches for your hand and touches your heart.



 

GIRLS BE CAREFUL :
Beware while using the trial rooms any where.

Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN
GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have
known about
2 Way mirror.

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of
the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing
rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the
seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real
mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you,
but you can't see them. There have been many cases of
people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing
rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.

It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by
just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any
amount of certainty what type of mirror we are
looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST :

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective
surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail
and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the
image of your nail, then
BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY
MIRROR!
(There may be someone seeing you from the
 other side)... So remember, every time you see a
mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you
anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing
to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is
because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER
the glass.

Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the
surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every
time you enter in hotel rooms.

Ladies :
Share this with your friends.
Men :
Share this with your sisters, wife, daughters, friends,
colleagues, etc.
And Pass this message to all Ur friends

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They demand attention & care in the beginning,
But once they blossoms........
They provide U shade in all situations of life..

 
 
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"STRUGGLE an 8 letter word. Exhausts U,
Irritates U & somtimes Demoralizes U...
But it gives U the elegant reward
of a lifetime called
SUCCESS..!"


Know your ticket's current status

Indian Railway
in collaboration with Google is now providing a
10 digit mobile number. Just SMS your PNR number on this mobile
number and instantaneously you will get your ticket's current status along
with all other journey related details.

 
The number is 9773300000.  NO need to prefix 0 or +91.
 
Apart from ticket status, it supports many more.

Best of all, you don't pay a premium charge for any of this, just
the price of a standard SMS.

 
For more details: http://www.google.co.in/mobile/default/sms/#
 
DON'T FORGET TO STORE THE NBR IN MOBILE . Easy way is:
You can go to the website (like given above) and give your mobile
number to get the sms from google describing the usage.

Message Courtesy : Girish Pundlik - girishpundlik@gmail.com

It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... all before making a human. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw.  We're such slow learners...

God left us great clues as to what foods help what part of our body!

God's Pharmacy! Amazing!

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye... and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All o f the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums.  Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this?  It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.
Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells. Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.
 

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Is India a POOR Country....??
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"STRUGGLE an 8 letter word. Exhausts U,
Irritates U & somtimes Demoralizes U...
But it gives U the elegant reward of a lifetime called SUCCESS"


"Have a fantastic Day & A Christmas too"
  
Who says India is a POOR Country....!!

Do U know how much money Indians have deposited in
all
SWISS BANK'S.

GUESS.....friends GUESS.......????????????


BIG question hai na.....? Aha.......don't use your calculator because no
calculator can count this much amount.....How.....? I'm giving U an Idea
that how much Indian money these banks are having in their locker.
After giving 1 lakh Rupees each to 50 crore poor people of India, we can
still have enough moneyto repay all our total / complete DEBTS, then to
we can have 300 billion US$ surplus money in our pocket.

Dimag ki batti gul ho gai na.....????

Isn't it Shocking.....?

Viswas nahi ho raha hai na....?

But it's a fact nearly  1,456 BILLION US Dollar money are alone in all swiss banks
it means add more than 11 yes more than 11 ZEOR'S in 1456 that comes $1456
BILLION.....got it...!!!

Recently, due to international pressure, the Swiss government agreed to
disclose
the names of the account holders only if the respective governments
formally asked for it. Indian government is not asking for the details.....why?

Just read the following details and note how these dishonest industrialists,
scandalous politicians, corrupt officers, some cricketers, film actors and directors,
illegal sex trader and protected wildlife operators, to name just a few, sucked this
country's wealth and prosperity. This may be the picture of deposits in Swiss
banks only. What about other international banks? Located on some Pacific
Islands, Canadian Islands and South Africa.

Black money in Swiss banks -- Swiss Banking Association report, 2006 details
bank deposits in the territory of Switzerland by nationals of following countries:

TOP FIVE

 INDIA

 $1,456 BILLION

 RUSSIA

 $470 BILLION

 U.K.

 $390 BILLION

 UKRAINE

 $100 BILLION

 CHINA

 $96 BILLION

Now do the math's - India with $1,456 billion or $1.4 trillion has more money in
Swiss banks than rest of the world combined. Public loot since 1947:

Nearly 90,000 people travel to Switzerland every year, of whom 35,000 travel very
frequently. 'Obviously, these people won't be tourists. They must be travelling there
for some other reason,' believes an official involved in tracking illegal money. And,
clearly, he isn't referring to the commerce ministry bureaucrats who've been flitting
in and out of Geneva ever since the World Trade Organisation (WTO) negotiations
went into a tailspin!

And suppose if this people are travelling there for business purpose then this is totally
hoax because our exports are mainly to USA, UK and some part of Europe.
Our business Tieups with Switzerland is hardly a few hundred crores, not more than
few millions US dollars, whereas we are talking about 1456 billion dollars.....see the difference.

Some finance experts and economists believe tax havens to be a conspiracy of the western
world against the poor countries. By allowing the proliferation of tax havens in the twentieth
century, the western world explicitly encourages the movement of scarce capital from the
developing countries to the rich. In March 2005, the Tax Justice Network (TJN) published
a research finding demonstrating that $11.5 trillion of personal wealth was held offshore
by rich individuals across the globe.

Fact is that a large proportion of this wealth was managed from some 70 tax havens.
Approximately nearly $5 trillion have been shifted out of poorer countries to the West
since the mid-1970.
It is further estimated by experts that one per cent of the world's
population holds more than 57 per cent of total global wealth, routing it invariably
through these tax havens. How much of this is from India is anybody's guess.

What is to be noted here is that most of the wealth of Indians parked in these tax
havens is illegitimate money acquired through corrupt means. Naturally, the secrecy
associated with the bank accounts in such places is central to the issue, not their
low tax rates as the term 'tax havens' suggests. Remember Bofors and how India
could not trace the ultimate beneficiary of those transactions because of the secrecy
associated with these bank accounts?

IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN SAVE INDIA......??????????

Last Words :
Philosophy of life : "Life is like a bicycle, if it's too easy - you're
probably going down :- ))"

 


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Hindu Terror....an Eye Opener Article
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All possible things are not right always.
Be true to both your mind & heart,
you'll never go wrong..!"
 


 
Very Important Article must must read by all Indians,
Irrespective of any Cast and Religion of India.
It takes a Frenchman to write this!!!
Original at:
http://tinyurl. com/Hindu- Terrorists
 
The Hindu Rate of Wrath When the Mahatma's cowards erupt in fury, it hurts. It isn't terror.
                                                                                   -Francois Gautier.


Is there such a thing as 'Hindu terrorism', as the arrest
of Sadhvi Pragya Singh Thakur for the recent Malegaon
blasts may tend to prove? Well, I guess I was asked to
write this column because I am one of that rare breed of
foreign correspondents— a lover of Hindus! A born Frenchman,
 Catholic-educated and non-Hindu, I do hope I'll be given
some credit for my opinions, which are not the product
of my parents' ideas, my education or my atavism, but
garnered from 25 years of reporting in South Asia
(for Le
 Journal de Geneve and Le  Figaro).
 

In the early 1980s, when I started freelancing in south India,
doing photo features on kalaripayattu, the Ayyappa festival,
or the Ayyanars, I slowly realised that the genius of this
country lies in its Hindu ethos, in the true spirituality behind
Hinduism. The average Hindu you meet in a million villages
possesses this simple, innate spirituality and
accepts your
 diversity, whether you are  Christian or Muslim, Jain or 
Arab, French or Chinese..It is this  Hinduness that makes the
Indian Christian different from, say, a  French Christian, or
the Indian Muslim unlike a Saudi Muslim.


I also learnt that Hindus not only believed that the divine could
manifest itself at different times, under different names, using 
different scriptures
(not to mention the wonderful avatar
concept, the perfect answer to 21st century religious strife)

but that they had also given refuge to persecuted minorities
from across the world—Syrian, Christians, Parsis, Jews,
Armenians, and today, Tibetans.

In 3,500 years of existence,
Hindus have never militarily
invaded another country, never tried to impose their religion
on others by force or induced conversions.
 You cannot find
anybody less fundamentalist than a Hindu in the world and
it saddens me when I see the
Indian and western press 
equating terrorist groups like SIMI, which blow up
innocent civilians, with ordinary, angry Hindus who 
burn churches without killing anybody.
(Remeber
readers this is written by a French Man, a born
Christian Guy)
We know also that most of these communal
incidents often involve persons from the same groups—often
Dalits and tribals—some of who have converted to Christianity 
and others not. 
However reprehensible the destruction of
Babri Masjid, no Muslim was killed in the process;
(As per
Government record not a single Muslim killed in this event)
compare this to the 'vengeance' bombings of 1993 in
Bombay, which wiped out hundreds of
innocents, mostly Hindus. Yet the Babri Masjid destruction
is often described by journalists as the more horrible act of
 the two.
We also remember how Sharad Pawar, when
he was chief minister of Maharashtra in 1993, lied about
a bomb that was supposed to have gone off in a Muslim
locality of Bombay.
 I have never been politically correct,
but have always written what I have discovered while reporting.
Let me then be straightforward about this so-called Hindu terror.
Hindus, since the first Arab invasions, have been at the receiving end
of terrorism, whether it  was by Timur, who killed 1,00,000
Hindus in a single day in 1399, or  by the Portuguese Inquisition
 which crucified Brahmins in Goa. Today, Hindus are still being
targeted: there were one million Hindus in the Kashmir valley in
 1900; only a few hundred remain, the rest having fled in terror.
Blasts
 after blasts have killed hundreds of innocent Hindus all
over India in the last four years.
 Hindus, the overwhelming
majority community of this country, are being made fun of,
are despised, are deprived of the most basic facilities for one of
 their most sacred pilgrimages in Amarnath while their 
government heavily sponsors the Haj. They see their brothers
and sisters converted to Christianity through inducements and
financial traps, see a harmless 84-year-old swami and a
sadhvi brutally murdered. Their gods are blasphemed. So
sometimes, enough is enough. At some point, after
 years or even centuries of submitting like sheep to slaughter,
Hindus—whom the Mahatma once gently called cowards—erupt
in uncontrolled fury. And it hurts badly. It happened in Gujarat.
It happened in Jammu, then in Kandhamal, Mangalore, and
 Malegaon. It may happen again elsewhere. What should
 be understood is that this is a spontaneous revolution on the
ground, by ordinary Hindus, without any planning from the
political leadership. Therefore, the BJP, instead of acting
embarrassed, should not disown those who choose other
means to let their anguished voices be heard. There are about
a billion Hindus,
one in every six persons on this planet.
 They form one of the most successful, law-abiding and
 integrated communities in the world today. Can you call
them terrorists?

 
(The writer is the editor-in-chief of the
Paris-based La Revue
de l'Inde.
)


Last Words :
 Philosophy of life: "Life is like a bicycle, if it's too
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Vry Imp. an Eye Opener Article
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All possible things are not right always.
Be true to both your mind & heart,
you'll never go wrong..!"
 


 
Very Important Article must must read by all Indians,
Irrespective of any Cast and Religion of India.
It takes a Frenchman to write this!!!
Original at:
http://tinyurl. com/Hindu- Terrorists
 
The Hindu Rate of Wrath When the Mahatma's cowards erupt in fury, it hurts. It isn't terror.
                                                                                   -Francois Gautier.


Is there such a thing as 'Hindu terrorism', as the arrest
of Sadhvi Pragya Singh Thakur for the recent Malegaon
blasts may tend to prove? Well, I guess I was asked to
write this column because I am one of that rare breed of
foreign correspondents— a lover of Hindus! A born Frenchman,
 Catholic-educated and non-Hindu, I do hope I'll be given
some credit for my opinions, which are not the product
of my parents' ideas, my education or my atavism, but
garnered from 25 years of reporting in South Asia
(for Le
 Journal de Geneve and Le  Figaro).
 

In the early 1980s, when I started freelancing in south India,
doing photo features on kalaripayattu, the Ayyappa festival,
or the Ayyanars, I slowly realised that the genius of this
country lies in its Hindu ethos, in the true spirituality behind
Hinduism. The average Hindu you meet in a million villages
possesses this simple, innate spirituality and
accepts your
 diversity, whether you are  Christian or Muslim, Jain or 
Arab, French or Chinese..It is this  Hinduness that makes the
Indian Christian different from, say, a  French Christian, or
the Indian Muslim unlike a Saudi Muslim.


I also learnt that Hindus not only believed that the divine could
manifest itself at different times, under different names, using 
different scriptures
(not to mention the wonderful avatar
concept, the perfect answer to 21st century religious strife)

but that they had also given refuge to persecuted minorities
from across the world—Syrian, Christians, Parsis, Jews,
Armenians, and today, Tibetans.

In 3,500 years of existence,
Hindus have never militarily
invaded another country, never tried to impose their religion
on others by force or induced conversions.
 You cannot find
anybody less fundamentalist than a Hindu in the world and
it saddens me when I see the
Indian and western press 
equating terrorist groups like SIMI, which blow up
innocent civilians, with ordinary, angry Hindus who 
burn churches without killing anybody.
(Remeber
readers this is written by a French Man, a born
Christian Guy)
We know also that most of these communal
incidents often involve persons from the same groups—often
Dalits and tribals—some of who have converted to Christianity 
and others not. 
However reprehensible the destruction of
Babri Masjid, no Muslim was killed in the process;
(As per
Government record not a single Muslim killed in this event)
compare this to the 'vengeance' bombings of 1993 in
Bombay, which wiped out hundreds of
innocents, mostly Hindus. Yet the Babri Masjid destruction
is often described by journalists as the more horrible act of
 the two.
We also remember how Sharad Pawar, when
he was chief minister of Maharashtra in 1993, lied about
a bomb that was supposed to have gone off in a Muslim
locality of Bombay.
 I have never been politically correct,
but have always written what I have discovered while reporting.
Let me then be straightforward about this so-called Hindu terror.
Hindus, since the first Arab invasions, have been at the receiving end
of terrorism, whether it  was by Timur, who killed 1,00,000
Hindus in a single day in 1399, or  by the Portuguese Inquisition
 which crucified Brahmins in Goa. Today, Hindus are still being
targeted: there were one million Hindus in the Kashmir valley in
 1900; only a few hundred remain, the rest having fled in terror.
Blasts
 after blasts have killed hundreds of innocent Hindus all
over India in the last four years.
 Hindus, the overwhelming
majority community of this country, are being made fun of,
are despised, are deprived of the most basic facilities for one of
 their most sacred pilgrimages in Amarnath while their 
government heavily sponsors the Haj. They see their brothers
and sisters converted to Christianity through inducements and
financial traps, see a harmless 84-year-old swami and a
sadhvi brutally murdered. Their gods are blasphemed. So
sometimes, enough is enough. At some point, after
 years or even centuries of submitting like sheep to slaughter,
Hindus—whom the Mahatma once gently called cowards—erupt
in uncontrolled fury. And it hurts badly. It happened in Gujarat.
It happened in Jammu, then in Kandhamal, Mangalore, and
 Malegaon. It may happen again elsewhere. What should
 be understood is that this is a spontaneous revolution on the
ground, by ordinary Hindus, without any planning from the
political leadership. Therefore, the BJP, instead of acting
embarrassed, should not disown those who choose other
means to let their anguished voices be heard. There are about
a billion Hindus,
one in every six persons on this planet.
 They form one of the most successful, law-abiding and
 integrated communities in the world today. Can you call
them terrorists?

 
(The writer is the editor-in-chief of the
Paris-based La Revue
de l'Inde.
)


Last Words :
 Philosophy of life: "Life is like a bicycle, if it's too
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Can you imagine this can happen in INDIA??
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 "Worries are like BIRDS, let them fly over you.
But don't let them build a NEST on your head"
"Have a Happy Morning"

 
Government of India has an online Grievance forum
at
Can you imagine this can
happen in INDIA???


The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they
faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like
Passport Office, Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc.

Many of us say that these things don't work in India. Couple of months back,
the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents
were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads
to install new cables which annoyed all the residents. A resident
used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. To his surprise,
BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad were served a show cause notice
and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the
MC and BSNL about the goof up as it's clear that both the government
departments were not in sync at all.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this
facility. This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking
about the 'System' in India.

Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.


PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE IF U WANT OUR INDIA TO HAVE A BETTER
TOMORROW, SO FORWARD 
 THIS MAIL TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.


Government of India has an online Grievance forum
at

 

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Now friends enjoy some beautiful  creation

CLICK ON THE CAT AND ENJOY IT..

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 Joke of the Day  

Economics teacher : Tinu...give example of "Complete business failure due
to negligence"
Tinu Tapori :
A pregnant prostitue..!

Last Words : "Good friends are like softwares,
they ENTER in your lifr.....SCAN your problems,
EDIT your tensions, DOWNLOAD the solutions,
DELETE your worries and SAVE U...!


 
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Hello, Gud Morning Friends..!! After long time...hope life is as usual beautiful with U.
From today, we start our new inning at Yahoo! Yes, we are now part of Yahoo Group.
Our website PRATYAX.COM is still there at your service, you can create your profile over
there, and your name will automatically add in Yahoo Group, and you'll start getting Pratyax
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important thing is as a member now U can send any message, thoughts, news
and information DIRECTLY to all the Pratyax members,
so they can read your
messages, thoughts and opinions. Even you can write and share your personal
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At pratyax you will enjoy COMPLETE FREEDOM to express your thoughts,
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still there as WE DO NOT PROMOTE any kind of vulgar and pornographic material
and also we won't tolerate any kind of treachery material agianst our country India.

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